Cool Story Still Not Listening Shirt by Twisted Angell
Cool Story, Still Not Listening Shirt

$22.99

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Cool Story, Still Not Listening Shirt

$22.99

The Cool Story Still Not Listening Shirt is for people who’ve mastered the art of tuning out unnecessary conversations. A funny sarcastic graphic tee by Twisted Angell.

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Cool Story Still Not Listening Shirt

Some conversations deserve your full attention. Others… not so much.

The Cool Story Still Not Listening Shirt is for people who appreciate sarcasm, value their peace, and have perfected the polite art of mentally checking out. Whether you’re surviving endless meetings, avoiding pointless drama, or simply protecting your sanity, this funny graphic tee says what you’re already thinking.

Comfortable enough for everyday wear and relatable enough to earn knowing laughs, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys dry humor and setting quiet boundaries without saying a word.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Soft, comfortable unisex fit
  • High-quality printed graphic
  • Lightweight feel for everyday wear
  • Runs true to size
  • Perfect for sarcasm lovers

Perfect For

The Cool Story Still Not Listening Shirt is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, funny graphic tees, witty sayings, and keeping unnecessary conversations to a minimum. It also makes a great gift for coworkers, friends, introverts, and anyone who has heard one story too many.

Wear It Anywhere

Perfect for casual Fridays, coffee runs, weekends, working from home, vacations, or anywhere you want your shirt to answer the conversation before you do. Sometimes silence really is the best response.

Product Features

  • Premium unisex fit
  • Soft cotton blend
  • Professionally printed design
  • Comfortable everyday wear
  • Available in multiple colors and sizes

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Avoid ironing directly over the printed design

Sustainability

Each Twisted Angell shirt is printed after you order it to help reduce unnecessary overproduction.

About Twisted Angell

Twisted Angell creates sarcastic apparel for people who appreciate sharp wit, dry humor, and saying what everyone else is thinking.

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