Accessibility Statement

Last updated: December 2025

Operated by Twisted Angell LLC, Florida, USA

At Twisted Angell LLC, we believe everyone deserves access to a good laugh and a functional website — preferably both at the same time.

Twisted Angell LLC is committed to making our website accessible to everyone — including people with disabilities, those using assistive technology like screen readers, voice navigation, or caffeine-powered determination – and anyone who just wants a smoother, friendlier online experience.

We believe sarcasm is optional, but accessibility is not.

1. Our Commitment

We strive to ensure that our website aligns with the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.1 Level AA and follows best practices recommended under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) wherever reasonably possible.

This is an ongoing effort, and we regularly update our site to improve usability, readability, navigation, and compatibility with assistive technologies. That means readable text, logical navigation, and design choices that won’t make your screen reader cry.

2. Steps We Are Taking

Twisted Angell is actively working to maintain and enhance accessibility by:

  • Using proper heading structures (H1–H6)
  • Adding meaningful alternative text to images
  • Improving keyboard navigation and focus visibility
  • Ensuring readable contrast ratios
  • Providing descriptive link labels
  • Testing pages with accessibility tools such as WAVE, Axe, and Lighthouse
  • Reviewing content for clarity and readability
  • Avoiding flashing or seizure-triggering elements

Because our store uses third-party platforms, some elements are controlled externally — but we still work to ensure compliant behavior wherever possible.

3. Ongoing Testing & Monitoring

The internet never sleeps, and neither do accessibility updates (okay, we nap occasionally). We continuously test and improve the site to make sure no one’s left behind — except maybe trolls.

We regularly run accessibility checks using:

  • WAVE Web Accessibility Evaluation Tool
  • Google Lighthouse
  • Axe DevTools
  • Screen-reader simulations
  • Keyboard navigation tests

Where issues are identified, we correct them as quickly as possible.

4. Supported Assistive Technologies

Our goal is to support major accessibility technologies, including:

  • Screen readers (JAWS, NVDA, VoiceOver)
  • Browser zoom
  • Keyboard-only navigation
  • Text-to-speech tools
  • High-contrast modes

If something breaks — we want to hear about it.

5. Known Limitations

Because our site relies on dynamically generated content from third-party systems, some items may be outside our immediate control.

These may include:

  • Checkout components
  • Subscription forms
  • Pop-ups or plugin-generated elements

We monitor these areas and work with developers or vendors when accessibility issues occur.

6. If You Need Assistance

If you encounter a barrier, glitch, rogue pixel army or you experience any difficulty accessing any part of the website or need help placing an order, please contact us.

Include what page or feature gave you grief and what you were trying to do.
We’ll do our best to fix it faster than you can say “alt-text.”

Contact:

Twisted Angell LLC
Email: hello@twistedangell.com
Subject line: Accessibility Assistance

We’ll do our best to respond within 1–2 business days.

7. Feedback Welcomed

If you have suggestions, encounter barriers, or notice anything not working as it should, please let us know.

Accessibility is a shared journey, and we appreciate every nudge in the right direction.

8. Continuous Improvement

As technologies and guidelines evolve, so will our accessibility efforts.
We review this statement and our accessibility practices regularly to ensure compliance and usability remain a priority.