Cookie Policy

Last Updated: December 2025


Operated by Twisted Angell LLC, Florida, USA

Twisted Angell uses cookies — not the warm, gooey kind (tragically), but the tiny digital crumbs that help our website function, remember things, and occasionally track whether humanity still understands how to click buttons.

This Cookie Policy explains what cookies we use, why we use them, and how you can control them. Spoiler: you can block them… but the site may act possessed.

1. What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website.
They help with:

  • Keeping the site working
  • Remembering preferences
  • Tracking usage
  • Running analytics
  • Making sure your cart doesn’t forget your sarcasm order

They are not harmful, scary, or delicious.

2. How We Use Cookies

We use cookies for the following purposes:

Essential / Required Cookies

These make the site function.
Without them, the cart breaks, checkout collapses, and chaos reigns.

Examples:

  • WooCommerce cart cookies
  • Security and login cookies
  • Load-balancing / performance cookies

Performance & Analytics Cookies

These tell us what pages people visit, how long they stay, and what they click.

We use services including (but not limited to):

  • Google Analytics
  • Meta Pixel (if enabled)
  • Other legitimate tracking tools

We do NOT sell personal data to anyone. Ever.

Functionality Cookies

These remember your preferences, like currency, region, and other settings.

Marketing Cookies

These help show relevant ads (if any) across platforms.
Nothing creepy — just normal internet stalking.

3. Third-Party Cookies

Because we use print partners, payment processors, and analytics tools, third parties may place their own cookies.

These may include:

  • WooCommerce / Automattic
  • Stripe or PayPal
  • Printify or other fulfillment partners
  • Google, Meta, TikTok (if tracking is active)

We do not control these cookies, but they’re standard and widely used.

4. Managing & Disabling Cookies

You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings.

Popular browser links:

  • Chrome: chrome://settings/cookies
  • Firefox: about:preferences#privacy
  • Safari: Preferences → Privacy
  • Edge: edge://settings/content/cookies

Warning: disabling cookies may break essential site features like:

  • Staying logged in
  • Remembering what’s in your cart
  • Completing checkout
  • Preventing duplicate tracking

Basically, if things start exploding, blame your browser — not us.

5. Do Not Track Signals

We currently do not respond to “Do Not Track” browser signals, because no one on the internet can agree on what they even mean.

6. Changes to This Policy

We may update this cookie policy to reflect new laws, technologies, or our own descent into deeper chaos.
Any updates will appear on this page with a revised date.

7. Contact Us

If you have questions, cookie concerns, or strong feelings about baked goods:

Twisted Angell LLC
Email: hello@twistedangell.com