Disclaimer


Last updated: December 2025

Operated by Twisted Angell LLC, Florida, USA

Welcome to Twisted Angell — a place where the sarcasm is strong, the caffeine is mandatory, and the halos are 100% decorative.

Before you dive into our chaotic wonderland, here’s what we need to get out of the way (the lawyer-mandated section, but with fewer yawns).

1. For Entertainment Purposes Only (We’re Not Your Life Coach)

Everything on this website — including product descriptions, blog posts, jokes, snark, sass, and any emotional damage caused by reading said snark — is intended for entertainment only.

We are not:

  • your therapist
  • your attorney
  • your nutritionist
  • your financial advisor
  • your HR department (thank God)

If you make major life decisions based on a T-shirt slogan… please don’t tell us.

2. No Guarantees (Except that You’ll Look Amazing in Our Merch)

We don’t promise:

  • that our humor will make sense to everyone
  • that your family won’t judge you for wearing our shirts
  • that your boss won’t give you “the look”
  • that our website will work flawlessly 24/7
  • that the universe won’t throw chaos at you anyway

We DO promise that we put genuine effort into everything we create.
You know — the good kind of effort, not the “group project” kind.

3. External Links = Not Our Circus, Not Our Monkeys

Sometimes we link to third-party sites or partners.

We do not control:

  • their content
  • their privacy practices
  • their typos
  • their questionable design choices

Click at your own risk — and curiosity.

4. User Responsibility

By using this website, you agree that:

  • you are responsible for your own actions
  • you will use common sense (or at least attempt to)
  • you won’t blame us for decisions you made while under-caffeinated
  • you understand humor is subjective
  • you are at least 18 years old or supervised by an adult with a dark sense of humor

If something on the site makes you laugh, cringe, gasp, or roll your eyes — congratulations, it worked.

5. No Warranties (Express, Implied, or Telepathic)

We provide this site as-is, as-available, and as-chaotic-as-it-tends-to-be.
We make no warranties of any kind.
Not in writing. Not implied. Not hinted in emoji form. 💀✨

6. Limitation of Liability (The “Don’t Sue Us” Part)

Twisted Angell LLC is not responsible for:

  • emotional distress caused by accurate sarcasm
  • spilled coffee during sudden laughter
  • awkward explanations required when someone reads your shirt out loud
  • any damages resulting from using the website or misunderstanding a joke

Basically: if chaos happens, it’s not on us.

7. Accuracy Disclaimer (We Try Our Best, Okay?)

We attempt to keep info accurate and updated, but:

  • humans work here
  • typos wander in uninvited
  • prices, designs, or policies may change
  • the internet is a gremlin

If something seems off, email us before assuming we’ve lost our minds.

8. Updates and Revisions

This disclaimer may be updated whenever:

  • laws change
  • our business changes
  • we learn something new
  • or we simply feel like improving it

We’ll post changes here with a new date.

**9. Questions?

We Actually Answer Emails.**

Email: hello@twistedangell.com
Subject: General Disclaimer Question
(Or: “I read your whole disclaimer and survived.”)

We’re surprisingly friendly behind all the sarcasm.