Homesteading
Sarcastic homesteading shirts for the off-grid, soil-stained, goat-wrangling chaos crew. Dark humor + down-to-earth grit. Perfect for farmers, gardeners, preppers, and rural rebels.
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I Eat Corn the Long Way
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My Horse Knows More Secrets Than My Therapist
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I Ride Horses To Burn Off The Crazy
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I Can’t Argue With My Husband, He’s Older Than Me and Old People Don’t Listen
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Driving My Husband Crazy One Chicken at a Time
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Let’s Get Dirty
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A Dirty Hoe is a Happy Hoe
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Guess What? Chicken Butt!
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Giddy Up Sparkle Farts, There’s Chaos To Spread
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I Didn’t Mean to Push All Your Buttons, I Was Just Looking For The Mute Button
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Nope I’m Not Doing That
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Chickens Make Me Happy, Humans Make My Head Hurt
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Warning: I Might Peck You
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Don’t Ruffle My Feathers Today
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Cluck Around and Find Out
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Buy Me Some Cows and Tell Me You Don’t Trust the Government
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Buy Me Chickens and Tell Me You Don’t Trust The Government
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All The Good Ones Are A Little Crazy
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