Homesteading
Sarcastic homesteading shirts for the off-grid, soil-stained, goat-wrangling chaos crew. Dark humor + down-to-earth grit. Perfect for farmers, gardeners, preppers, and rural rebels.
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Who’s Your Daddy?
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Size Doesn’t Matter, Output Does
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A Little Dirt Never Hurt
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I Dig Deep -Tractor
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Welcome to the Coop, We Are All Cluckin’ Crazy
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Throat Goat — Professional Gobbler
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Stop Staring at My Cock
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Just Remember… If We Get Caught, You’re Deaf and I Don’t Speak English
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My Kids Are Buttheads
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Look At My Pecker, Look At It!
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Live today like you’re getting fried tomorrow
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I’m Just Here For The Chicks
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Hoeing Ain’t Easy
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Experienced Cock Handler
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Easily Distracted by Peckers
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Deja-Moo – I’ve Heard This Bull Before
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Cluck Off, Sorry I Mean Good Morning
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Chicken Pot Pie — Three of My Favorite Things
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