If It Doesn't Require Beer It's Not Happening Today Tee
If It Doesn’t Require Beer It’s Not Happening Today Tee

$19.99

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If It Doesn’t Require Beer It’s Not Happening Today Tee

If It Doesn’t Require Beer It’s Not Happening Today Tee

$19.99

Because survival takes both beans and booze. This collection’s fueled by espresso shots and liquid courage — a wearable coping mechanism.

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This relaxed, classic-fit tee carries a bold, playful statement across the chest with bright orange and white lettering: “If it doesn’t require beer, it’s not happening today.” It feels like a wink to easygoing afternoons and backyard hangs — soft, breathable cotton with a sturdy knit that keeps the shape wash after wash. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape give a neat silhouette while preventing stretching. Lightweight but durable, it sits comfortably for long weekends, casual nights out, or lazy days that revolve around friends and cold drinks. The printed inner neck and sleeve details are rendered with crisp DTF/DTG printing so the design stays sharp, and the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification add a quietly responsible touch.

Product features
– 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for breathable durability
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
– Shoulder twill tape and ribbed knit collar to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual printing: DTF for inner neck/sleeves and DTG for main print for crisp, long-lasting graphics
– Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced cotton; meets EU safety standards

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

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