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I’m Not Clumsy, Its Just The Floor Hates Me, The Tables And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way
I’m Not Clumsy, Its Just The Floor Hates Me, The Tables And Chairs Are Bullies And The Walls Get In My Way
$22.99
For the ones who bite their tongue—then chew it clean off.
Soft, durable, and made for those who weaponize truth with style.
Unisex fit, unapologetically bold, zero filter required.
### ⚡ Why You’ll Love It
Because you say what everyone else is thinking — and you look good doing it.
Each piece from the Savage Truths collection is designed for the unapologetically real.
Soft fabric, bold design, and zero emotional support included.
– Premium unisex fit for humans with attitude
– Soft-touch cotton that outlasts your patience
– Printed to order, because mass production is for the weak
– Runs true to size — unless your ego’s bigger, then size up
### 💀 Care & Details
Machine wash cold, inside out.
Tumble dry low — we know you won’t hand-wash it.
Avoid ironing over the print unless you like chaos.
### ♻️ Sustainability
We print only what you order — fewer wasted shirts, more dark humor in circulation.
### 👀 About Twisted Angell
The halo’s just for balance.
We make sarcastic streetwear for people who’d rather roast than ghost.
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